So now, everyone join in... (think Nickleback!)
"Cause we all just wanna be Big Rockstars,
Living in Bountiful, driving Glenn Thomas Cars.
The songs come easy and entertainments cheap,
We'll all stay skinny 'cause the "word of wisdoms" sweet!
And we'll hang out playing bass guitars,
In the Larson's basement with NO movie stars.
All the family members gonna wind up there,
No annoying "groupies" or big fanfare...
Hey, Hey, I wanna be a rockstar!"